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November28
rascally baby on the loose
So, Junie’s crawling and pulling up. And fucking shit up left and right. She’s more of a rascal than Zoe was at this age – she goes right for things she can pull over on herself. She has scrapes all over her face.
And guess what we’re about to do? PUT A GIANT TREE IN THE LIVING ROOM!
I’ve been researching babyproofing Christmas trees (some of the most exciting research one can possibly do) and I found this gate, which I will not be purchasing because you might as well not even have a Christmas tree if you’re going to put a giant disgusting-looking gate around it. Nevertheless, I had to show you this picture because it’s fucking hilarious.
“Okay, you just stay in here and Mommy will be right over there drinking herself into a stupor…”
Wish me luck. Letting my baby smash herself flat with a Christmas tree would be bad parenting.
June10
short hairstyles for girls?
Are they any cute ones?
Look at my Zoe – isn’t she something?
I think her haircut is adorable. Except she refuses to pin it back and she chews on it and gets peanut butter in it and then we have to wash it all the time (which blows – believe me).
I’m thinking about cutting it shorter. Thoughts? Are mullets out?
November20
shiny leggings
The last GROUPON (love) I bought was for 1/2 off at American Apparel. I’m so super fucking excited because LOOK at these leggings:
Zoe will have some of these. She WILL.
June29
sleeping beauty
There is really nothing more precious than watching your child sleep.
And yes, she is wearing her bathing suit. That is how we roll.
