January26
anti-lifestyle
This ain’t no lifestyle blog.
Here’s what’s really going on (an installment of my anti-lifestyle blog as referenced HERE).
On Thursdays, Zoe has preschool most of the day which gives me a little alone time with Junie. I took this alone time to read the book club book for book club TOMORROW while Junie trashed the house. She did one of her favorite crafts, empty-the-wipes, which involves pulling out all of the wipes and spreading them around. See below. Click to enlarge.
The other day when I tried to unload the dishwasher she climbed all over it and threw screaming fits when I tried to get her down. But look at her outfit!
I guess that’s all I can write for now because she is trying to pull the laptop off my lap and I’m worried she’ll spill my beer. Yes, I’m drinking beer. It’s happy hour.
Smooches!


First: LOVE that outfit. Babylegs!!! That is one dangerously cute kid.
Second: wipes are expensive. Next time go with handing her a costco-sized box of kleenex or a double roll of toilet paper. I could give one of these to my kid for her birthday and Christmas and she’d spend more time with it than any of the fancy award-winning toys she owns.
Third: do you have preschool recommendations or advice because I would love some.
Fourth: beer isn’t a bad choice. It’s cheaper than cocktails and if it spills it doesn’t stain like wine.
Ah, Sid, you are after my heart.